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Presenting the grand prize winner of the Dust Bunny
Challenge.
You know what we’re talking about –
those unwanted piles of dust, pet hair and other particles that make their way
into your home each day.
American Standard
Heating and Air Conditioning searched nationwide in the first-ever Dust Bunny
Challenge. Four “best of the worst” dust bunny collections were selected from
contest entries across the nation. Then, it was up to you to vote for your
favorite dust bunnies.
Thousands voted.
So who has the biggest, baddest collection of dust bunnies out there?
And the winner is....
After tallying thousands of votes, America selected
Michelle Pole of Stuart, FL as having the worst dust bunnies in the nation! Even
after changing out her air filter twice a month, her air conditioning system is
still on the fritz. Now, Ms. Pole and her real-life bunnies can relax and
breathe easier with a brand new home comfort system from American Standard
Heating and Air Conditioning.
The dust bunnies aren't our
biggest problem, it's the dust monsters they turn into. The dust
bunnies are created by our eight animals, which if not caught in
time will grow into the monsters that are taking over our home.
The dust monsters will attack our pets and welcome our guests, which
is a nuisance. We have to change our A/C filter twice a month. We use
our twelve-gallon shopvac so much we are going to paint it to match our
décor. Not to mention our 10-year-old A/C is on the fritz.
PLEASE HELP, American Standard Heating & Air Conditioning!
As the winner of the American Standard Dust
Bunny Challenge, Ms. Pole will receive a grand prize package worth $15,000
to help rid her home of all those little dust bunnies you can and can't
see.
The prize includes:
Dusteria Lane is
where we all reside. The lives of cats,
rats, dogs and humans collide. Coughing, sneezing with no reprieve. We’re tired,
exhausted! Ready to leave! The air is thick, 'tis a sight to see. Tiny particles
floating, what could they be? Not sure what they are, but it’s scary to me.
Dander, pollen, dust mites maybe? “The Lints”, Larry, Linteasha, and kids have
set up home in and around the laundry room. Dryer lint, tissue paper, pins and
hair spray. No matter what’s done, they won’t go away!
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They hop into the corners, crevices, and crannies of our
home—lurking in silence under the beds, burrowing behind the refrigerator, even
scurrying onto our bookshelves. Like their flesh-and-blood counterparts, our
dust bunnies multiply with abandon. As soon as the vacuum rids us of one of
these furry nuisances, two more spring up! Certainly these dust bunnies add to
our housecleaning chores, but their impact is far more sinister than that. These
fuzzy little fiends make our family sneeze, wheeze, and they give us itchy eyes.
We need help! Our exterminator of choice: the American Standard Heating & Air Conditioning home comfort
system.
The dust bunnies in my home are breeding like wild
jackrabbits! Woefully, the dust is accumulating due to my inability to
continuously clean up after them! I am pregnant with triplets (all boys!) — due
to give birth within the next 11 weeks. My doctor has me on bed rest and
housework is off limits. Just yesterday I was lying in the recliner and watching
the dust circulating in the air! I am very concerned for my sure-to-be-preemie
babies breathing the dusty air! With triplets on the way, how will I ever
control the dust bunnies? Help!!!
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